Fantasy Flash Fic #7: Asexual

ASEXUAL DATING SERVICE AD

by

Demiandproud

Inspired by “Relationships: Spiritual, Physical and Romantic

1. EXT. BEACH. DAY

SURFER DUDE and CHEEKY BRUNETTE walk along the waterline hand in hand, talking unheard. They pause to point towards the horizon. CHEEKY BRUNETTE laughs at a remark of SURFER DUDE and sticks her tongue out.

EPIC VOICE (V/O)
(male)
Is your ideal date walking along the beach all day and night, talking? Not even stopping for a kiss?

2. INT. LIVING ROOM. NIGHT

BLONDE HIPPIE GIRL spoons BIKER CHICK on a couch, both asleep.

GENTLE VOICE (V/O)
(female)
Do you wish you could just cuddle up to her all night long?

3. EXT. UNIVERSITY LIBRARY ENTRANCE. DAY.

HIPSTER STUDENT greets PREPPY STUDENT and points at the stack of books in PREPPY STUDENT’s hands. PREPPY STUDENT nods eagerly and hands over the books, bending over to shoulder a bulging backpack. HIPSTER STUDENT crams the books under one arm and takes PREPPY STUDENT’s arm with a free hand. They walk down the stairs together.

EPIC VOICE (V/O)
Do you dream of the day you can court him like a modern knight?

Fade to logo.

GENTLE VOICE (V/O)
Check out this all-new dating service, specially designed for all you folks who DON’T want your relationship to be all about sex.

EPIC VOICE (V/O)
So are you on the asexual spectrum, or do you feel you are ready to leave all that oversexed nonsense behind? Check out ACE DATES!

Website address appears beneath the logo, which flares from left to right before fading to black.

Liberties were taken with the script format.

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Posted on July 27, 2015, in Creative writing and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Asexual Amanda

    Reblogged this on The Asexual Agenda and commented:
    This is something amazing that connects to one of my other posts!!! Very cool!!!!! I’m honestly starstruck! :’)

    Like

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